We're one year away from the end of the Mayan calendar. The minor prophets are giving us some proto-revelations doom and gloom. Political upheaval and economic turmoil are constant headlines.
The end of the world is being shoved in our face.
So, what do you think? Is mankind about to be an endangered species? Did the ancients see it coming and try to warn us? Will a supernatural being take us out? Will nature impose itself on us? Are humans dumb enough to take themselves out?
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Showing posts with label revelations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label revelations. Show all posts
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Book of Daniel
Daniel 1-12
The book of Daniel is all about dreams and their interpretations. This post is about as confused as his prophesies.
Daniel and some friends are made slaves of Nebuchadnezzar and have their names changed.
Slave Daniel asks God to save his hide by helping him interput Nebuchadnezzar's bad dream.
Daniel's interpretation is convoluted and a pretty generic answer, sort of like today's psychics.
The book of Daniel is all about dreams and their interpretations. This post is about as confused as his prophesies.
Daniel and some friends are made slaves of Nebuchadnezzar and have their names changed.
Slave Daniel asks God to save his hide by helping him interput Nebuchadnezzar's bad dream.
Daniel's interpretation is convoluted and a pretty generic answer, sort of like today's psychics.
Even so, the king is so impressed that he worships the jewish god and makes Daniel a ruler;
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But in the next chapter ol' Nebu gets mad because the Jews won't worship his god and idol
and throws them into a burning, fiery furnace, but they are unscathed!!! And to top it off, the Son of God is walking around in the furnace with them!
Daniel repeats his dream interpretation act almost to the letter with king Belshazzar and is again rewarded. But that doesn't stop him from being thrown to the lions by Belshazzar's confederates.
6:10-24 is the story of Daniel in the lions den. Once again I'm shocked that such a quick story has gained such notoriety, even outside the christian community. The gruesome end of the guilty parties (and their families) is never mentioned of course.
The dreams and interpretations continue thru-out the book. Daniel meets several angels. As per Daniels first predication, a string of kings comes and goes. Nebuchadnezzar even writes a chapter! The second half of the book turns grim and we get some proto revelations. End of the world stuff. It goes into great detail on the happenings but it's still middle-east centric, which is odd because the world is so much bigger now. When reading it, I got the feeling that the author thought the end times would occur with-in his lifetime, but Daniel is ultimately noncommittal as to when God will put and end to his failed experiment. All we know is that there will be zombies!!! |
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Book of Proverbs 9-12 As a Jewel of Gold in a Swine's Snout
FYI, I've caught up and posted my thoughts on chapters 5-8 in the earlier post.
Proverbs 9-12
Proverb 9 has some nice thoughts on wisdom (other then the misogynistic imagery the end).
Imagine if it was applied to reason and critical thought!
Proverb 10:30 states;
"The righteous shall never be removed: but the wicked shall not inhabit the earth."
Doesn't this contradict the Book of Revelations which tells us that the good guys will be raptured off the earth while the wicked will be 'left behind'?
11:1 shows that God hates Fox News!
Proverbs 9-12
Proverb 9 has some nice thoughts on wisdom (other then the misogynistic imagery the end).
Imagine if it was applied to reason and critical thought!
Proverb 10:30 states;
"The righteous shall never be removed: but the wicked shall not inhabit the earth."
Doesn't this contradict the Book of Revelations which tells us that the good guys will be raptured off the earth while the wicked will be 'left behind'?
11:1 shows that God hates Fox News!
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