Jeremiah prophesies again and sure enough, folks are in trouble because they've forgotten the LORD.
We're only a few chapters into this book and it already sounds like the broken record of Isaiah.
To save everyone some time, this is what every prophet says;
Oh Israel! you have turned away from the god that has created you and led you out of Egypt!
God is sad that you don't bring him lunch anymore and have taken up false idols and lusty women!
The LORD is going to punish you for this by killing many, destroying your crops and kicking you in the nuts, but he still loves you. REALLY! He's doesn't WANT to hurt you. He'd rather make you oatmeal and raison cookies but you just don't freakin' listen do you?!?!
Good news though, God can see in the future and says that eventually all of you will wise up and get your act together.
Who says the Bible doesn't have humor!
5:8 They were as fed horses in the morning: every one neighed after his neighbour's wife.
Gotta love this line! Jeremiah outs himself as a fraud.
5:31 The prophets prophesy falsely, and the priests bear rule by their means; and my people love to have it so: and what will ye do in the end thereof?
The take away from this reading is that God is sending the bad guys from the north to mess with his beloved people.